Staying Home With My Son

THOUGHTFUL TWEETS
karlameachem: Retweeting @netbling: Christ died for men precisely because men are not worth dying for; to make them worth it. by C.S. Lewis

lynettechandler: Do you ever find that no matter how you live your life, someone will always be mad at you?

TimothyCarter: When you’re sincerely appreciative of where you are and what you have, you’ll greatly expand your own possibilities.

Mobasoft: When you are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger. — Epictetus

mrshannigan: @singlewahm and have I mentioned ever that your son is one of the most beautiful kids on the planet? (Editor’s note: Yes, this is me she’s talking to and my angel she’s talking about.    And I found it thoughtful. LOL)

FUNNY TWEETS
akaMonty: I was going to say that good friends are more necessary than clean underwear, then I remembered that I go commando.

jennydecki: @prp2 Sorry, it probably took you so long to get it because you were in computer-think-land. Let me rephrase it – 0100111000111010100110101

jennydecki: @remarkablogger I don’t have time to pick my nose, much less start a website that needs constant maintenance. How sad is that? LOL

jennydecki: @akaMonty All you have to do is put a big ol’ drop shadow on it and comic sans is tres professional, yo.

TimothyCarter: @TaylorWhittell LOL…sometimes it’s really hard to skip the last two Margs…cuz they taste SOOOO good! LOL

Dr_of_Love: Worse way you have ever dumped someone or been dumped? I dumped a psycho as we entered her apt. I turned and said goodbye and ran to car.

jennydecki: @singlewahm Oh Oh I know the answer to this! You mate with them then tear their heads off and consume said head! Praying Mantis Style!

djnelson: Sometimes I forget I have dogs. Good thing I don’t have kids.