Staying Home With My Son

THOUGHTFUL TWEETS
AprilTara: I don’t block/unfollow people for what they believe but rather how they express it.

AprilTara: Even though I’m an Obama supporter, if someone posted all kinds of nasty posts attacking McCain/Palin, I’d delete them.

FUNNY TWEETS
carrielee: They also blame us when things go wrong. Adam to God: “It was that woman you gave me.” LOL

poshmama: WTH??? There’s a twitter limit on how many favorites you can have? Sheesh! Twitter, please do’nt put a limit on shopping or margaritas 4 me!

akaMonty: Love came knocking at my door today… but I thought it was the Jehova’s Witnesses & didn’t anser.

sarahzeldman: insanity is hereditary — you get it from your kids

picwyndsong: is there a way to pause twitter, I need to fix dinner! LOL! Don’t wanna miss any twittering oh my I’m addicted!

sarahzeldman: why do men follow me on here? I only talk about mom stuff. Hey Guys. This is an old picture. I’m 50 lbs heavier and married w/ 2 kids

Mobasoft: LOL, I have nothing else to do but laugh. I just spent 2 hours coding something that I already did last week. Think I was faster this time!

Feelslikehome: One of my cats just brought us a live present. Very much alive. So alive that it ran away and is now lost in the living room.

akaMonty: I’m having a meat stick for brunch right now. And by meat stick I mean Slim Jim. There’s really just no way to make that NOT sound dirty.

akaMonty: Dear BOB: I had a great time last night! Call me later. ? Love, me.

lynnterry: Oh Yay - I got spam! Cool (whew! the internet is NOT broken)

elizabethpw: trying to outline my radio show but DH is walking around talking on the phone. dude, get out of my office! (also known as our living room)

relocatedyank: you’re know that you’re getting old when suddenly your desk resembles a pharmacy…when did this happen?

tspencer: finished my Kindergarten talk. I asked if there were any questions. “Why are you sweating?” GREAT…. nervous in front of kindergarten.

dianamarie: Must do something about the 3yo calling Eeyore “He-Whore” before she starts school.